The adventures of a 'desert-walker' Dragonborn
This is only the third time I’ve been chased by a pitchfork wielding villager

askthealtmer:

ask-jack-thejesterking:

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.. this month

Why is that? Is it the eyes?

Yes, apparently they scream ‘Vampire’

Di’han is sorry to hear that… you do not smell like a vampire.